The UK Doesn’t Have A Fascism Problem, Right?

Recently, there’s been a little bit of a panic that the United Kingdom is falling prey to the slow creep of fascism. These liberal alarmists would have you believe that the government is sneaking in authoritarian and draconian policies through the back door so that we...

The Government Guide to Protest

So, we hear that you lot are unhappy? Sure, if you were really that unhappy, you could just leave the country, but apparently everyone wants to follow international law and display the right to protest. While we, at the government, respect your right to protest, we also don’t want to see anyone get hurt. With the help of Priti Patel, Boris Johnson and Emperor Palpatine, we’ve created a handy guide on how to protest without being too much of a bother.

So You Found Your Ex on a Dating App

So You Found Your Ex on a Dating App

Your virtual composite of who you want to be and what you are looking for, your “I’m a straight male, 30s, seeking short term and long term relationships and friends” — I see peppered with us, our memories.

Computer, Bring Me an Umbrella

Whenever students get too close to me, I flinch. We leave the doors open for airflow because of COVID and I think of my training for active shooters, but you notice there’s no such thing as an inactive shooter?