The Longest, Saddest Blonde Joke
Blonde is pure trash that both hates and lusts after the central character. If Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame had access to a Hollywood production team, this is the kind of garbage he’d create.
White Men: The Real Monsters Of Stranger Things
Stranger Things 4 showed that, while mind flayers and Demogorgons are all terrifying, there’s nothing scarier than a white man on the hunt.
Haven’t You Heard? We Don’t #BelieveWomen Anymore
[CW: domestic abuse, sexual abuse][NB: throughout this article I refer to several clickbait articles by “body language experts” / Johnny Depp stans who are analysing everything Amber Heard does to paint her in the worst light possible. I’m not going to link to those...Mrs Romcom: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Netflix Original
It’s finally happened to you; you’ve woken up in a Netflix Original Rom-Com. You just woke up and you’re inexplicably wearing mascara, brow gel, lipstain and a little eyeshadow in the socket. You suddenly have a manicure. Your antidepressants have disappeared, but strangely you’ve got the energy to go on a five mile run in the morning? Who are you?
The Molly Mae Money Making Guide to Girlbossing
A lot of people don’t actually know this, but we all have the same 24 hours in a day, so use those hours wisely! Lucky for you, here’s your guaranteed guide to help you disgusting peasants be a totally girl boss babe. Follow this 5 step guide, and you too can enjoy such luxuries and The Influencer Sofa, mid-lockdown “work” trips to Dubai and complaining about Italian food.