The UK Doesn’t Have A Fascism Problem, Right?

Recently, there’s been a little bit of a panic that the United Kingdom is falling prey to the slow creep of fascism. These liberal alarmists would have you believe that the government is sneaking in authoritarian and draconian policies through the back door so that we...

The Government Guide to Protest

So, we hear that you lot are unhappy? Sure, if you were really that unhappy, you could just leave the country, but apparently everyone wants to follow international law and display the right to protest. While we, at the government, respect your right to protest, we also don’t want to see anyone get hurt. With the help of Priti Patel, Boris Johnson and Emperor Palpatine, we’ve created a handy guide on how to protest without being too much of a bother.

The Royal Family is a deeply toxic institution

The Royal Family’s preoccupation with the notion of ‘duty’ is a ludicrous artefact. Birth should not determine what anyone does with their life, and anyone born into a royal family (also a ridiculous and outdated concept) should be able to walk away if that life doesn’t suit them.

The White House Just Got Less White

The White House Just Got Less White

As we celebrate the centennial of the Nineteenth Amendment, Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris will become the very first woman and the first Black South Asian person to serve as Vice President.